Stone Cold Shit Faced On Life

Saving the planet one friendzone at a time


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songforeveryday:

Cap’n Jazz - Oh Messy Life

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

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historicpork:

Al Capone fishing on his yacht.

1931.

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plxntsy:

plantias:

I hope you have a nice day today! c:

(◡‿◡✿) indie // plant blog

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wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

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Wonder Bar, 1934

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michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

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