Stone Cold Shit Faced On Life

Saving the planet one friendzone at a time


Ask me anything

gaypos:

straight boys in high school

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Ahhhhhh. I can hear my sister having sex. Ahhhhhhhhh. Make it stop. My ears are bleeding.

methimatics:

me at school

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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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gothprada:

Luma Grothe for Dsquared2 is my goal look tbh

gothprada:

Luma Grothe for Dsquared2 is my goal look tbh

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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aquire:

WELCOME HOME BABE

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juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

kars:

what a story

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

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ifpaintingscouldtext:

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec | In Bed The Kiss | 1892

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